Sisters of the Housewives Recap: Christine Brown tries on bridal ‘vaginal dress’


Sisters of Christine wives are roasted by daughters for bridal vaginal dress
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Christine BrownThe daughters didn’t hold back in sharing their opinions when she tried bridal dresses on Sister wives – especially when a dress looks too much.

“Your vagina looks really good” Mykelti Brown bluntly told her mom, 52, during the Sunday, Dec. 8, episode of the TLC series after she slipped into a sexy dress that had lace right over her, ahem, lady parts.

Stunned Christine asked, “(That) looks like a vaginal dress?” before turning around to see the placement of the “vaginal lace”.

“Leave it to Mykelti. (She) will always say what everyone else won’t say,” Janelle Brown said during a confessional interview and after also attending the dress shopping extravaganza for his sister wife.

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“We weren’t sure where it was, but now we are,” Michelti, 28, teased after taking a second look at the dress.

Christine looked at him in the mirror, agreeing, “No, you’re right. I wouldn’t want that.” Her then fiance David Woolleydaughter of Hook then chimed in from the couch, saying, “I think my dad would.”

The cheeky comment suggested Christine’s childrenMykelti and the eldest daughter Aspin Brownto make fun of their mother’s sex life. (Christine shares her daughters Aspin, 29, Mykelti, Gwendlyn23, Isabel21 and Indeed14 years and a son Padeon26, with ex-husband Cody Brown. The couple split in November 2021.)

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“I think he can find it anyway,” Aspin joked, referring to David, 60, who knows Christine’s anatomy intimately.

“Let’s hope he can find it anyway,” Mickelty joked, to which Aspin replied, “He can.” As the couch of girls giggled, Mykelti teased them, “It’s like an arrow.”

Christine made a face and declared, “He’s fine! He’s fine,” before changing into another dress. “TMI” one of the women called from across the room.

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Christine looked mortified by her girls’ sightings and told the cameras: ‘Oh my God. Okay, I’m not wearing this dress. It’s a little beyond my comfort level.”

While the group laughed off the NSFW dress, the day was also very emotional for Christine as she recalled her first wedding to Cody, 55, and how the ceremony failed to check all the boxes. When the exes tied the knot in a spiritual ceremony in 1994, Christine didn’t have a cake or a big ceremony because of their diverse lifestyles.

“When I married Cody, my mom and I picked out my dress,” she told the cameras, explaining that her mom ended up “making my wedding dress for me” but couldn’t attend the wedding because she “had to you are a member of the church to come to the wedding services.

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Kristin recalls, “She had the dress there for me, but she never saw me in it,” which is why her mom came to that dress meeting with her kids, and Janelle, 55, was “super important.”

Janelle, who married Cody in 1993. and announced their separation in December 2022 he had a similar experience at his wedding.

“I didn’t actually have a wedding dress when Cody and I got married,” Janelle shared. “My family was very upset about my decision to join the faith, so most of my family didn’t talk to me or communicate with me. I had a green dress that I wore.

Now that she is single, she has a different vision for future wedding. “If I get married again, I probably won’t have a dress. I’m not going to do the big white dress,” Janelle said. “I’ll probably honestly just get married in the mountains in my jeans somewhere.”

Meanwhile, Christine opted for a form-fitting dress with lace and beading her wedding in October 2023 with David. The dress was slightly off the shoulders and had a deep V-neckline.

The couple also stepped up with dessert, choosing three different cakes to make up for Christine’s absence at their first wedding.

“David and I chose three cakes because we couldn’t limit the number. David, he makes everything look easy,” Christine said in the episode. “He says, ‘Why should I choose? Let’s take them all if we want. Isn’t that great?’

Sister wives airs on TLC Sundays at 10pm ET.