Nicky Glazer can easily win over a crowd with his jokes – and his sense of style.
Glazer, 40, who is host the 2025 Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 5, has been known to wear mini dresses, platform heels, sparkly ensembles and more as she hits the stage for stand-up performances.
While attending the Golden Globes red carpet presentation on Thursday, January 2, in Beverly Hills, Glazer dazzled in a custom Off-White suit with a ruffled design. Underneath, she wore a black crop top with a cut-out chest and a glitter enclosure.
In addition to looking chic, Glazer keeps the truth about beauty and the fashion industry in his jokes. From gushing about wanting a brow lift to feeling pressured to wear makeup all the time, the comedian never fails to make us I’m laughing.
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Keep scrolling for Glaser’s best beauty and fashion jokes:
Plastic surgery
“I’m going to use the money from tonight (and) get a brow lift,” Glazer said in his May 2024 comedy special. with max Someday you will die. “I know I want this because every time I’m stressed I’m like, ‘Oh my God, they got it,'” she said, pulling her face away. “I’ve never felt worse, but I’ve never looked better,” she quipped.
Wardrobe malfunctions
Glazer experienced her own fashion faux pas while appearing on an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in May 2021 As she was virtually introduced to the crowd, Glazer opened her arms to say “Hi, Jimmy!” But accidentally broke the top of her hot pink sparkly blazer.
“My dress just popped off!” Glazer exclaimed as she crossed her arms, covering herself. “That was humiliating, let’s move on,” she said, brushing off the incident.
Glazer later took to Instagram to continue his mockery in case of malfunction of the wardrobewriting: “Nippy Glazer showed everyone on the show and also my friends who were watching on the other side of my computer. I am 💀.”
Wearing makeup
“I look very different without makeup. They never recognize me. The other day they actually recognized me without makeup and I was offended,” she said in her Max special. “Well… you. Do you think Nikki Glazer looks like this?
Glazer later joked about how long it takes women to get ready for an event during her time Hollywood ReporterDecember 2024 Women in Entertainment Annual Speech
“Can we all just admit that our schedules are getting loaded with glam?” she told the crowd. “Did everyone start getting ready while it was still dark outside? In fact, I think this very speech I’m giving right now could have been 20 percent better if I hadn’t spent most of yesterday preparing just to feel presentable enough to read it.”
She continued: “It’s hard to write a speech on the same day you have to spray paint, get a make-up, get your nails done and get bleached…”
“Let’s just remember that this is a part of our job that men don’t really get to do,” she laughed.
You look hot
Glazer joked that she’s treated differently when she’s wearing makeup during it Someday you will die special. In the episode, she shared a funny story about getting free groceries at Trader Joes after a cashier flirted with her when she looked “hot.”
Messy fixes
“The only safe style for a woman now is to wear your hair up in a high ponytail,” Glazer joked while doing stand-up in June 2023. “Don’t you dare take that from us.”
She also joked that men now “own buns” and she can’t wear her hair up without turning into a “man bun.”
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“You stole the most fun and easy style from us. I can’t wear my hair in a bun.”
Change of clothes
Glazer looked colorful in a floral one-shoulder mini dress during a concert in Florida in January 2024.
“I recycled a @fboyisland dress for you and then I turned up on the show and you were all wearing stylish black blazers and jeans. I have!” She then captioned an Instagram post.
